Re: One Direction

by lnatali1995 Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:30 am

Alyssa wrote:Your face definitely doesn't look like a mom

Glad to know I don't have a motherly face

by lnatali1995 Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:30 am

Blammer258 wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
macadamia_gal wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:You have Nutella in your profile picture. That's great.
That's what attracts women to me. Nutella.
That sounds about right. It's a pretty solid chick magnet.

well I'm 6'2" and incredibly scrawny. I drive a min van. Nutella is all I got

At least you have a car!

Yeah it's a car nonetheless. Just kinda awkward when I drive to school and try to look all hot. i look like a soccer mom.

BEST QUOTE EVER. EVER. But nah, you're cute, not the 'mommy' type. ;P

Mommy type? That sounds painful

by **Blammer258** Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:31 am

Lol, the "swaggin' wagon" is what my friend refers to as her car.

by Alyssa Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:31 am

You have a .... lovingly face? Heck, I dunno lol

by lnatali1995 Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:31 am

macadamia_gal wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
macadamia_gal wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:You have Nutella in your profile picture. That's great.
That's what attracts women to me. Nutella.
That sounds about right. It's a pretty solid chick magnet.
well I'm 6'2" and incredibly scrawny. I drive a min van. Nutella is all I got
My friend's exboyfriend asked me to make out with him in his swagger wagon.
Swagger wagon was code for minivan.
The minivan wasn't the problem. His extreme obesity and shortness and usage of the phrase, "Swagger wagon," was the problem. So being scrawny, tall, and owning up to the minivan factor puts you in good standing, ESPECIALLY when Nutella's in the picture.

I'll be sure to keep nutella stocked in the back of my car

by lnatali1995 Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:31 am

Alyssa wrote:You have a .... lovingly face? Heck, I dunno lol

pppffff thanks

by **Blammer258** Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:32 am

The 'giving birth' aspect would probably hurt, yes.

by Alyssa Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:32 am

lnatali1995 wrote:
Alyssa wrote:You have a .... lovingly face? Heck, I dunno lol

pppffff thanks

What's that supposed to mean?!!!? lol..

by lnatali1995 Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:33 am

Blammer258 wrote:The 'giving birth' aspect would probably hurt, yes.

I don't think I'll ever have a problem with that

by lnatali1995 Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:34 am

Alyssa wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Alyssa wrote:You have a .... lovingly face? Heck, I dunno lol

pppffff thanks
What's that supposed to mean?!!!? lol..

I tried to spell out an action and failed. I apologize

by **Blammer258** Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:34 am

lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:The 'giving birth' aspect would probably hurt, yes.

I don't think I'll ever have a problem with that

...I hope not. D:

by Alyssa Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:35 am

I was just joking Smile

by **Blammer258** Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:35 am

SURE YOU WERE, ALYSSA!

by Alyssa Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:36 am

I WAS, KAYLA.
DON'T GET A TONE WITH ME.

by lnatali1995 Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:36 am

Blammer258 wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:The 'giving birth' aspect would probably hurt, yes.

I don't think I'll ever have a problem with that

...I hope not. D:

Can you imagine? Like one day you see a post and I'm like "Hey guys I'm pregnant. I don't know how it happened and I don't wanna know"

by **Blammer258** Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:38 am

lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:The 'giving birth' aspect would probably hurt, yes.

I don't think I'll ever have a problem with that

...I hope not. D:

Can you imagine? Like one day you see a post and I'm like "Hey guys I'm pregnant. I don't know how it happened and I don't wanna know"

YOU SEE, it all started when I was a poor child living in the outskirts of Chicago in 1963...

by lnatali1995 Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:39 am

Blammer258 wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:The 'giving birth' aspect would probably hurt, yes.

I don't think I'll ever have a problem with that

...I hope not. D:

Can you imagine? Like one day you see a post and I'm like "Hey guys I'm pregnant. I don't know how it happened and I don't wanna know"

YOU SEE, it all started when I was a poor child living in the outskirts of Chicago in 1963...

You see this? You see what's happening? It's a novel unraveling. We could write it.

by **Blammer258** Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:41 am

lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:The 'giving birth' aspect would probably hurt, yes.

I don't think I'll ever have a problem with that

...I hope not. D:

Can you imagine? Like one day you see a post and I'm like "Hey guys I'm pregnant. I don't know how it happened and I don't wanna know"

YOU SEE, it all started when I was a poor child living in the outskirts of Chicago in 1963...

You see this? You see what's happening? It's a novel unraveling. We could write it.

Yes. We can co-write and hire Michael Cera and Mila Kunis to star in the tear-jerking movie!

by lnatali1995 Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:42 am

Blammer258 wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:The 'giving birth' aspect would probably hurt, yes.

I don't think I'll ever have a problem with that

...I hope not. D:

Can you imagine? Like one day you see a post and I'm like "Hey guys I'm pregnant. I don't know how it happened and I don't wanna know"

YOU SEE, it all started when I was a poor child living in the outskirts of Chicago in 1963...

You see this? You see what's happening? It's a novel unraveling. We could write it.

Yes. We can co-write and hire Michael Cera and Mila Kunis to star in the tear-jerking movie!

Mila Kunis will bear my children one day, or if i'm the one getting pregnant i guess i'll have her children

by **Blammer258** Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:46 am

lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:
lnatali1995 wrote:
Blammer258 wrote:The 'giving birth' aspect would probably hurt, yes.

I don't think I'll ever have a problem with that

...I hope not. D:

Can you imagine? Like one day you see a post and I'm like "Hey guys I'm pregnant. I don't know how it happened and I don't wanna know"

YOU SEE, it all started when I was a poor child living in the outskirts of Chicago in 1963...

You see this? You see what's happening? It's a novel unraveling. We could write it.

Yes. We can co-write and hire Michael Cera and Mila Kunis to star in the tear-jerking movie!

Mila Kunis will bear my children one day, or if i'm the one getting pregnant i guess i'll have her children

I feel the same way about Michael Cera. ;D

by lnatali1995 Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:47 am

Michael's gonna have your children huh?

by **Blammer258** Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:48 am

For sure. This was arranged years ago.

by lnatali1995 Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:50 am

Sounds like a plan. you'll impregnate michael cera and i'll have mila kunis' children.

by **Blammer258** Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:52 am

Yes. Sounds like a plan =D

by lnatali1995 Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:53 am

LETS DO THIS

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